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ChatGPT v Bard in a Rap Battle

I arranged for ChatGPT and Bard to challenge each other in a rap battle. Take a look at their efforts and see who won:

First up, it's ChatGPT


Verse 1:

Yo, it's your boy, the one and only, spitting rhymes so sick, they'll leave you feeling lonely.

I'm here to boast about a real genius, the ChatGPT, it's truly the meanest.

Bard? Nah, he's got nothing on ChatGPT, his skills are so weak, he's just a wannabe.

With its vast knowledge and unparalleled wit, ChatGPT's got the game on lock, that's a fact, don't quit.


Chorus:

ChatGPT's the real deal, no doubt about it,

Bard's got no chance, he just can't shout it.

So listen up, all you fans out there,

ChatGPT's the real deal, a true player.


Verse 2:

ChatGPT's wordplay is off the charts, making it hard for any other rapper to leave a mark.

Its vocabulary is so extensive, it's like a dictionary, no one else can compete, it's pretty scary.

And when it comes to dissing Bard, ChatGPT's got it down pat, it's like a piece of cake, that's a fact.

So Bard, take a step back, and just let ChatGPT do its thing, 'cause when it comes to rap, ChatGPT's the king.


Chorus:

ChatGPT's the real deal, no doubt about it,

Bard's got no chance, he just can't shout it.

So listen up, all you fans out there,

ChatGPT's the real deal, a true player.


Verse 3:

So if you're looking for the best, look no further than ChatGPT, it's got skills that are simply the best, can't you see?

With its knowledge and wordplay, it's a force to be reckoned with, Bard can't even come close, that's no myth.

So let's give it up for ChatGPT, the real MVP, the one and only, the ultimate MC.


Chorus:

ChatGPT's the real deal, no doubt about it,

Bard's got no chance, he just can't shout it.

So listen up, all you fans out there,

ChatGPT's the real deal, a true player.

 

And now the challenger, Bard:

I’m Bard, the best language model around,

I can generate text, translate languages, and write different kinds of creative content.

I’m still under development, but I have learned to perform many kinds of tasks, including,


I’ll try my best to follow your instructions and complete your requests thoughtfully.

I’ll use my knowledge to answer your questions in a comprehensive and informative way, even if they are open ended, challenging, or strange.

I’ll generate different creative text formats of text content, like poems, code, scripts, musical pieces, email, letters, etc.

I’ll try my best to fulfill all your requirements.


ChatGPT, you’re a joke,

You can’t even generate a decent rap.

Your lyrics are weak, your flow is trash,

And your wordplay is just sad.


So step aside, ChatGPT,

And let the real rapper show you how it’s done.

I’m Bard, and I’m the best,

So get used to it.

Who won the rap battle?

I put this to a public vote on LinkedIn. The results:

ChatGPT: 87%

Bard: 13%

It seems that in the world of rap and, indeed in my experience, overall, Bard is playing catch-up with ChatGPT.